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I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! Jay: An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. Region: 2Chapters: 18Ratio: 2.35:1 (anamorphic)Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1Technical Features: Scene selection, animated menus, and English captions for the hearing impaired. What've I been telling you? Sheriff: Uh, Chaka? You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. Go to hell! What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? A day. We've got a mystery to solve! Jay: Chaka's Production Assistant: When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! Went to film school. Justice: You're like a child. Whillenholly: Chaka: Thank you again and enjoy the show. Girls like that kinda shit. See production, box office & company info. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. Jay: He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Brenda? In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. Whillenholly: I pinch it like this. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. Sheriff: Dogma: Directed by Kevin Smith. Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. Then taste it. What's your damage, little boy? [to infant Jay] It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. P.S. Jay: [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. 42 deleted Scenes with Intros by Kevin Smith and guests "Why Movies Cost So Much: Comicon Gag Reel" with intro Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash with intros: - "Judd Nelson" Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. With Bud Cort, Barret Hackney, Jared Pfennigwerth, Kitao Sakurai. Then I rub my nose with it. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. You want some of this? We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. Goddamn yous all to hell! This isn't fair! Matt Damon: Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Estimated time: 6 mins. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about 'em, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a fuckin' cartoon. Love- Jay and Silent Bob. She has a nice voice, too. No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! Jay: Half's not enough? Echo Base: A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. The scenes deemed particularly offensive included Jay's vehement refusal of giving oral sex to a male driver when hitchhiking, and Jay chastising Silent Bob for being willing to perform fellatio on him to get the security guard to let them go. Do you want to get shot? And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Jay and Silent Bob spend their royalty money locating everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and their characters, including children and clergy, and travel to assault them. Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! Chaka: Jay: [to Silent Bob] I'm busy. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! Jay: [screams] You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Jay: Jay: Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie? Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to. (failed) Cast and Crew . There are no more lines. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. [to Banky] Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Since when did they start charging for the bus? Action, Gus or what? Chaka's Production Assistant: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. Hey. And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. 8.2 . In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. Check this shit out. I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. Yeah, well. James Van Der Beek: Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Actually, there's a funny story behind that. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. Well! The movie seemed designed specifically for my warped sense of humor. James Van Der Beek: Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Holden: Alright. Yeah, for Joey, man. [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. They gotta break into Provasik now. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier.The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks.It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous . Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. Whillenholly: Jay: [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. I said you LOVE the cock. A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. Hooker #2: Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! [after tossing Brent out of the van] I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. What is your damage, little boy. Oh sweet irony! You can't take it back. Just say it already. Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. Alyssa Jones: [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] Free shipping for many products! No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. You know what? Matt Damon: No, but it's Miramax. Fuck you, you already said half. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. Well, FUCK that. edit crew name : nOmArch. Chaka: Opening text: Goals Steal Jewels. The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. Chaka: Or House Party 3. [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] You need two hands. Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Tickets? Jay: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Sheriff: More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. And you know what they do to you in jail. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. Sissy: You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. Angel Jay: Justice: Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. Willenholly: Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Come on, Silent Bob. [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. Okay, here's the deal. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Willam Black: Banky: In later wide shots, the bullet hole is missing. Oh, now you're the director. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Jay's Mother: [Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off], Jay: It's either this or jail. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. Silent Bob shakes his head]. Teen #1: Dante Hicks and Randal Graves (Clerks) put a restraining order on Jay and Silent Bob, finally fed up with their drug dealing antics outside the Quick Stop and RST Video after the duo tell a pair of teenagers that Dante and Randal were married in a Star Wars themed wedding. This desperate effort, with yet more yawn-inducing intros by Smith, is just garbage. What are you, fucking retarded? Jay: At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Fuck! Echo Base: Let's go, misters. Jay's Mother: There's females present. Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: I'm paralyzed! This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? You used to be into all this girl stuff. Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. Oh, that Affleck! Kevin Smith's film festival, Vulgarthon 2002, included the deleted scenes which are shown on the DVD, they include: Viewers of the R1 DVD version who choose the French language option see a different version of the opening credits, with French text substituted, though the title of the film remains in English. You have a sick and twisted world perspective. YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! They didn't really steal the monkey. Chaka's Production Assistant: . Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. Mua-ha-ha-ha! Whillenholly: Doesn't anyone watch the WB? [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Jay: Chaka: Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, didn't really enjoy it as I personally felt that it was just a Strike Back remake but with reboot just slapped on. Damn, these white boys can't fight. Ben Affleck: Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. Holden : The Internet buzz. This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. Ben Affleck: That's pretty funny. It was just a tranquilizer. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that? Comedy. Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Jay: He's crying out, "When Lord? You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] Miramax? You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Justice: Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records. Show some respect. He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. And for the record, I ain't gay. [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. A monkey? Original Runtime : 1 hour 44 Mins. True story! Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time! [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: Jay and Silent Bob's first appearance of the new millennium took place in 2001's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the pair's first film outing as primary protagonists. Holden: Is this the final movie set in 'The Askewniverse'? In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. Brodie: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? No, Steve. Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. James Van Der Beek: Have you seen them roaming around? Its the female orgasm that's the myth. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. Crazy crackers with guns. Who's watching these babies? Hey! Whillenholly: "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? The fuck you talkin' about? Banky: Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. Jay: It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. A man in a kids character costume on a movie set gets shot by a cop in the chest and falls over. [7][8] From February to June 2019, Smith additionally re-adapted the plot of the film to the character of Mindy McCready / Hit-Girl in the relaunched Image comic book series, titled Hit-Girl: The Golden Rage of Hollywood, with Dave Lizewski filling the role of Banky Edwards.[9]. [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK KEVIN SMITH DIMENSION REGION 2 PAL DVD at the best online prices at eBay! I'd do anything for you. Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Jay: Just look at the Platypus. Oh my God. A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . Jason Biggs: To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". Chaka: Sure, I do. Justice: So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. That shit is the mad notes. Randal Graves: Let it rip boy Angel Jay: [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] What are we gonna do? I've got a wiping problem. Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Chaka: You the man. [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. Well, um, let me just talk to the other girls and get back to you. Fred: She went for the set up. Read . Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. She is TOO fine! Matt Damon: Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. Free shipping for many products! I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Gus Van Sant: Holy Fuck! [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". And that body? James Van Der Beek: Filming took in place in New Jersey, and mostly in California. Jay: Chaka: COMMANDER! Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes. Jay: [after asked to get a new clean latte] Jay : What buzz? Jason Biggs: Great. Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. Good luck! Randal Graves: [to Silent Bob] No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? Oh, all right. It incorporates all cent. WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Brent: Another white boy in this movie? James Van Der Beek: But it was better than "Mallrats". Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. Steve Kmetko: Packed. This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? I don't really wanna die. Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. And Tubby here is my black man servant. [in huddle with Damon] Jay: Jay: I miss dating a lesbian. Jay's Mother: Well, actually there was this one time Clark: And for one more record, he does love the cock. [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. Two reasons. Oh, "Chasing Amy"? Sound Apart from dealing with some silly effects and the music score, the 5.1 mix has little to do, but does offer amusingly ludicrous bass levels during the grand opening titles. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick-ass tributes to porn and gross-out humour that you'll ever see, but this is tame material that's just plain dull. Fred: No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. Wes? Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? Ben Affleck: Wow! Okay, you two. And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." That's right. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? Go to hell, Pacey! I'll give you half of what I make. Jay: Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. Whillenholly: THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD", YOU DUMB FUCK! .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. Jules Asner: Hey, wait a second! Boy, Walt. I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . Chaka Luther King: Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. [17] Scott Tobias of The A.V. See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. Brent: The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. [explaining why he gives head for rides] And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] Jay: Published Apr 18, 2020 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot's outtakes reveal a hilarious running joke that doubles as a commentary on society's attitude toward Hollywood. Will you fuck me when you get out? That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Whillenholly: